Why did you leave your previous job

Prospective Employer to Applicant: ' So why did you leave your previous job?'
Applicant: ' The company relocated and they did not tell me where!'

Message of the year

Message of the year:-Women live a better, longer and peaceful life..!! Why? Very simple... A woman does not have a wife..!!! 

I need my own

A kid was beaten by his mom. Dad came home and asked, “What happened son?” Kid said, “I can’t adjust with your wife anymore, I need my own.

What is the difference

What is the difference between mother and wife? A – One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so. 

What's the similarity

What's the similarity between chewing gum and begum (wife) ?? Both are sweet at the beginning and become tasteless, shapeless and sticky in the end..

In an African safari

In an African safari, a lion suddenly bounced on Santa's wife. 
Wife: Shoot him! Shoot him! 
Santa: Yes, yes. I'm changing the battery in my camera.. 

Are like 2 tires

Husband and wife are like 2 tires of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can't move further. Moral: Always keep a spare tire...

Why the word woman starts with 'w'

You know why the word woman starts with 'w'? Because all questions start with "w".. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & finally Wife..!!

Natural disasters

Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, tsunamis to devastate, hurricanes to sway around & no one teaches how to choose a wife. Natural disasters just happen. 

Worse than divorce

A recently fired stock trader said, "This is worse than divorce. I have lost everything and I still have my wife !!!! " 

Wife's Dream

Wife: last night I had a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! Just then my eyes opened. Husband: Yeah, you didn’t see the end of that dream where I saw your dad paying the bill !!! 

Lost balloonist

Lost balloonist: "Ahoy below! Where am I?"
Startled farmer: "You can't fool me. You're up there in that basket."

Australian kiss

Man: "Hey baby, can I give you an Australian kiss?"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "It's like a French Kiss, only down under

What is ABCDEFG?

A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!

But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)