Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open
Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did
you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech
Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up
menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok,
sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this
point?"
point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write
'click' and I wrote 'click'."