Some Jokes

Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.


• Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


• It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.


• It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into Wives !


• Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman


• There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it


• Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.