There was a zebra who'd lived in the zoo all of her life and was starting to get old so the zoo keeper decided she could spend her final years resting on a farm. The Zebra was so excited, she got out of the horse float and saw lots of hills, green grass, trees and strangle animals. She saw a big fat brown thing and ran up to it in excitement.
"Hi I'm a Zebra, what are you?" said the Zebra to the cow.
"I'm a cow."
"And what do you do?" asked the Zebra.
"I make milk for the farmer," said the cow.
"Cool!"
The Zebra then saw a funny looking white thing and ran upto it saying "Hi, I'm a Zebra, what are you?
"I'm a chicken."
"Oh right, what do you do?" asked the Zebra.
"I make eggs for the farmer," replied the chicken.
"Greeat, see you around!" said the Zebra.
Then the Zebra saw a lovely looking animal just like her, but without the stripes, and so she ran over to her.
"Hi, I'm a Zebra, what are you?"
"I'm a Stallion." he replied.
"Wow!" said the Zebra, "and what do you do?"
"Take off your pyjamas darling, and i'll show you!" replied the Stallion.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
The Zebra Who Lived In The Zoo
Posted by Rosse at 3:29 PM
Labels: Animal Jokes