A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the
table, but the woman stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking
this behavior a bit risqué and that it might offend other diners, went
over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the woman, "Pardon
me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
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