Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Missed Period

An eighteen-year-old girl tells her mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, and crying, the mother says, "Who is the pig that did this to you? I want to know!!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house and a very mature and a very distinguished man with gray hair gets out of the car. The man, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit, steps up to the door and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and tells them, "Good morning. Your daughter has informed me of the problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I will take charge. If a girl is born, I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a beach villa, and $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 account. If it's twins, a factory and $1,000,000 each.
However, if there's a miscarriage..."

At this point, the father, who has remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him," If there's a
miscarriage, you will have to screw her again."