A Dentist's Wisdom

A man went to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist
pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I
hate needles!" the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the
laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the
thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!" The dentist
then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No,"- the
patient says, -"I am fine with pills".

The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you something to
hold onto when I pull out your tooth."

Two hour lunch

"I'm sorry," the boss told an employee, "but if I let you take a two-hour lunch 

today, every worker whose wife gives birth to quadruplets will want one too."