Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Why haven't you eaten


 A young man phoned his mother and said, "Hi Mum. How are you?"
"Not so good," she replied weakly. "I haven't eaten anything for 38 days."
The son was shocked. "Thirty-eight days! Why haven't you eaten for so long?"
"I didn't want my mouth to be full of food when you called," said his mother.