A man went into a pub, asked for a scotch, drank it and got up to leave. The barman yelled, "Hey, where's my money?"
"I paid you," the man insisted and walked out. Then another man came in, drank a scotch
and did the same thing. When a third man entered and ordered a scotch, the barman told
him, "Two men just came in and asked for scotch just like you, then left, saying they'd paid. What do you think about that?"
"Stop babbling," muttered the third man, "and give me my change."
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