A parrot advertised as a "very good burglar alarm" was bought by a family concerned about
crime. On its very first night on duty, an intruder tried to break in. The parrot crept off its perch
and made its way to the phone to ring the police.
"Police station," said the sergeant. "How can I help you?"
The parrot shook its feathers, stood upright and screeched into the phone,
"Who's a pretty boy then?"
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