Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Seriously ill Husband

Husband was seriously ill. After thorough examination, doctor sent him outside to wait. 

Doctor to wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant to him and keep him in good mood, don’t discuss your problems, don’t demand new clothes or gold jewels. Do this for one year and he will be fine. 

On the way home, husband asked wife: What did the doctor say?

Wife: No matter what we do for you, you are going to die!