Friday, April 17, 2009

Sex and Nose picking

Son asks: Dad, why does making love feel so good?
Dad said: Its just like picking your nose. Of course it feels good.
Son asks: Then why don't men feel as good as girls?
Dad said: Because when you pick your nose, its your nose that feel good, not your finger.
Son asks: Then why do women feel bad when they are being raped?
Dad said: If one day, when you're walking in the street, someone suddenly came over and picked your nose, will you feel good?
Son asks: Why do the girls not want to make love when they have their period?
Dad said: If your nose is bleeding, will you still pick it?
Finally, son asks: Then why don't guys want to use condoms?
Dad replies: Will you wear a glove to pick your nose?

My goodness! what a father.