Italian Joke

A single father of 3 had no time off from work for almost a year and finally got a day off. He thinks to himself that he needs to know his sons better. So he scheduled a sit down with each of them at different times. 

He calls his eldest son, Joey in and asks "Son, whata you like to do fora fun?"

"Papa, I like to lifta weights"

"thatsa great! You keepa lifting the weightsa and you will bea bigger than Lou Ferregino"

He calls in his next oldest, Mikey and asks, "Whata kina hobbie youa have?"

"Papa, I likea to racea cars"

"Thatsa Great!! You keepa driving thema cars you willa be as famous asa Mario Andretti!"

He calls in his youngest son, Tony and asks, Sona, whata you like to eata?"

"Papa, I likea to eat a pussy!"

Stunned the father yells, "what? pussya tasta likea shit!"

Tony replies, "Oh but Papa, you takea to biga bite"