Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Prince and the frog

A prince with a 25inch penis went to a lake because he was sad. No woman wanted to have sex with him. So a frog jumped out and asked the man what was wrong. The prince told the frog his situation and the frog said that he was magic and could get it down to where he wanted it. The frog was going to ask the prince a question and everytime the prince said no, his penis would go down 5inches. So the frog asked him,"Will you kiss me?" The prince said no and it went down to 20in. The frog asked the same question again and the prince said no, then it went down to 15in. The prince just needed to say it one more time to get it to the size he wanted. So the frog asked the prince once more,"Will you kiss me?" The prince got so aggravated he answered,"NO,NO,NO!"