Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Boys in the girls’ dorm


During college orientation the chancellor addressed the incoming class. 
“The girls’ dormitory will be off-limits to male students,” he said.
 
“Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for his first infraction, $100 for the second time it happens and $250 if he is caught again.”
A male student stood up and shouted, “How much for a season pass?”