How to please a woman

Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I know how to please a woman."
Woman: "Then please leave me alone."