MODERN PHILOSOPHIES

1. Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.
2. The wise never marry. When they do, they become otherwise.
3. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4. Your future depends on ur dreams. So go to sleep.
5. Children in backseats cause accidents, accidents in backseat cause children.
6. Conserve water. Drink beer.
7. Save water. Shower w/a partner.