Thursday, July 2, 2009

Depressed Joe

When Joe's wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend, he got so depressed that his doctor sent him to see a psychiatrist. Joe told the psychiatrist his troubles and said, "Life isn't worth living. I think I'm gonna top myself. " "Don't be stupid, Joe, " said the psychiatrist. "My wife ran off and left me too, yet I'm happy. " "How?" asked Joe. "Easy, " replied the quack. "I threw myself into my work. I totally submerged myself in my job and soon forgot her. By the way, Joe, what work do you do?" "I clean out septic tanks. " Joe replied.