Friday, July 3, 2009

A Little Boy

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of
his dad bouncing up and down.

The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her
son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees
his mom and asks, "What were you and Dad doing?"

The mother replies, "Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it." "Your
wasting your time," said the boy. "Why is that?" the mom asked
puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."