Thursday, July 23, 2009

Unused Birthdat present

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.
" Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"