3
person died on the same day and they all went to the pearly gates of
St Peter..
1 was the worlds greatest politician, 1 the worlds greatest mathematician and the last one was an IDIOT..
when they reached the gate, they waited for St Peter to arrive
and while waiting , the Politician and Mathematician laughed at the idiot who just stood there quietly looking at everything in a stupid way
St Peter finally arrived and told them that due to the fact that heaven is overcrowded, they have imposed a new law to limit the number of souls going to heaven. The rule was that each of them have to give St Peter a question that he CANNOT answer correctly and only then they can enter..If not, they will go to hell..
The politician, very confident of himself, stood forward and gave St Peter all sorts of political issues and challenged St Peter to give the correct way to handle those issues. St Peter listened politely to all his questions and when the politician is done asking, St Peter snapped his fingers and a stack of papers appeared in front of the politician..
After reading the papers, the politician reluctantly admits that the papers were all correct
and Poof, he went to hell..
Next came the mathematician, also very confident that he will go to heaven. Also asking all sorts of difficult mathematical questions, St Peter listened politely again and once again, snapped his fingers and had a stack of papers appear. Pale and unhappy, the mathematician conceded that all the answers in the papers is correct..
Poof, off to hell he went..
then came the idiot..
"So, my dear sir, what questions would you have for me?", asked St Peter.
"Can you give me a wooden stool?", requested the idiot..
Puzzled, but deciding to humor the idiot, St Peter snapped his fingers and made a wooden stool appear in front of the idiot..
"Can I have a power Drill?", requested the idiot again.
Now slightly intrigued, St Peter again snaps his finger and provided the idiot with a power drill.
Using the power drill, the idiot drilled lots of holes into the wooden stool.. and when he is done, he sat on it.
and FARTED!!!
"Which hole did I fart through?", asked the idiot..
St Peter was confident and answered, " The third hole from the left!"
The idiot answered, "Wrong, I farted through my a**hole."
Poof, he went to heaven..
1 was the worlds greatest politician, 1 the worlds greatest mathematician and the last one was an IDIOT..
when they reached the gate, they waited for St Peter to arrive
and while waiting , the Politician and Mathematician laughed at the idiot who just stood there quietly looking at everything in a stupid way
St Peter finally arrived and told them that due to the fact that heaven is overcrowded, they have imposed a new law to limit the number of souls going to heaven. The rule was that each of them have to give St Peter a question that he CANNOT answer correctly and only then they can enter..If not, they will go to hell..
The politician, very confident of himself, stood forward and gave St Peter all sorts of political issues and challenged St Peter to give the correct way to handle those issues. St Peter listened politely to all his questions and when the politician is done asking, St Peter snapped his fingers and a stack of papers appeared in front of the politician..
After reading the papers, the politician reluctantly admits that the papers were all correct
and Poof, he went to hell..
Next came the mathematician, also very confident that he will go to heaven. Also asking all sorts of difficult mathematical questions, St Peter listened politely again and once again, snapped his fingers and had a stack of papers appear. Pale and unhappy, the mathematician conceded that all the answers in the papers is correct..
Poof, off to hell he went..
then came the idiot..
"So, my dear sir, what questions would you have for me?", asked St Peter.
"Can you give me a wooden stool?", requested the idiot..
Puzzled, but deciding to humor the idiot, St Peter snapped his fingers and made a wooden stool appear in front of the idiot..
"Can I have a power Drill?", requested the idiot again.
Now slightly intrigued, St Peter again snaps his finger and provided the idiot with a power drill.
Using the power drill, the idiot drilled lots of holes into the wooden stool.. and when he is done, he sat on it.
and FARTED!!!
"Which hole did I fart through?", asked the idiot..
St Peter was confident and answered, " The third hole from the left!"
The idiot answered, "Wrong, I farted through my a**hole."
Poof, he went to heaven..
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