Secret Code

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "a
code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without
letting their children in on it. They decided on the word
"typewriter."

One day the husband told his five year old
daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."

The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother
responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now
because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter."
The child went back to tell her father what mommy
had said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell
daddy that he can type that letter now."
The child told her father, returned to her mother
and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the
typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand.